is a freelance writer who specialises in things you can do sitting down, such as travelling, eating, drinking, watching films, interviewing famous people and playing video games. The author of The Bluffer's Guide To Chocolate (published February 2014) and The Bluffer's Guide to Food, Neil also writes / has written for The Guardian, The Daily Telegraph, Metro, Square Mile, Delicious Magazine, Sainsbury's Magazine, Escapism, MSN and Hello!. As well as this blog, Neil Tweets as @DineHard and will appear on other social media as soon as he's thought of another bad film and food pun. Thanks to a karaoke machine in Montana, he once told a billionaire that he loved his sweet little pussycat nose and sang I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For with a Hollywood star, in the space of 15 minutes. He now generally stays away from karaoke machines in Montana.